Reasons Not to Check Your Email, Vol.1

A few days ago, whilst checking my email, a message with the subject "friendly advice" popped up.

It stated the following:

Nostalgic for Success.

Sometimes, life is mean. Man, I really couldn't have sounded more cliche then I did right there within those four words and there will be more soon, like now. (->) People say, good things come to those who wait but exactly how long is this wait? If you're reading this to find some inspiring piece of happiness, you won't be finding it today. Maybe later or maybe tomorrow but definitely not today. Today, I'm a little bit more than bummed and frustrated with the world. I'm writing for me today, if you don't like it, you can go.